Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

This toy is a fun time! It's a huge dildo that's a worthwhile challenge. The vibration, powered by the app, is a great toy for versatile play.

This squirting fuck stick is vulgar, big, and makes a statement. It's a fun toy that's really great to play with! While it doesn't act like a real dick, it's still a lot of fun. It's great if you like the feeling of being filled up with cum or getting a facial.

Tawney highly recommends the Stronic Petite Pulsator for beginners who want to explore new sensations beyond traditional vibration. She appreciates its light, petite, and discreet design, while emphasizing the unique rocking motion over intense vibrations. Overall, she finds it enjoyable and encourages others to try it for a different experience.

Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

In the past, your choice of fantasy or animal-themed silicone dildos was limited to one or two manufacturers. But lately, we’ve seen the market explode with small, artisanal makers on Etsy (many of which will often do custom orders)—and a new influx of Chinese brands. The same toy that you’re used to paying hundreds of dollars for from BadDragon, can now be had for around $50. As with any mass-produced option, the customization options are non-existent and there are only a few color choices, but personally, I prefer the look and feel of this one. In this review, I’ll be taking a look at one of the most famous of this new generation of extreme dildos from China: FAAK / YOCY.

The Primal Hardwere Widget really caught me off guard in the best way possible. The soft silicone exterior makes for an easy, comfortable insertion, but the firm inner core gives just the right amount of stability and pressure where it counts. The knot is the real game-changer here. At its normal size, it slides in easily, but once you start inflating it, the gradual stretch is both exciting and intense. The ability to adjust the inflation as you go makes it feel custom to your body, and honestly, it was one of the most satisfying sensations I've experienced. ​But what really took things to another level was the cum tube. Paired with the inflation, the warm lube injection gave me a feeling of fullness that was completely overwhelming—in a good way. The knot locked everything in place, and the pressure was unreal. I didn’t expect it to be as intense as it was, but it left me shaking in the best possible way. If you’re curious about inflatable toys or just want to try something new, the Widget is an absolute must. It’s hands down one of the most unique and enjoyable toys I’ve ever tried.

The Takoyaki Tentacle from EroGeisha is a unique and intriguing toy, but it’s not for the faint of heart. The design, with its twisting tentacle and pronounced suckers, offers a sensation that's both fascinating and intense. The firmness of the silicone means you’ll feel every detail as it moves, which can be either a pro or a con depending on your preferences and preparation. When used with plenty of lube and a good warm-up, the Takoyaki Tentacle delivers a truly memorable experience, combining realistic textures with a twisting motion that’s unlike anything else I’ve tried. ​For those who are looking for something that delivers a mix of fantasy and realism, this toy could be a great addition to your collection. If EroGeisha ever decides to release a version with a softer silicone, I think it could make this already interesting toy even more enjoyable, particularly for those of us who prefer a bit more give in our playthings. Overall, the Takoyaki Tentacle offers a unique, if intense, experience that stands out for its design and texture, but it requires careful handling to get the most out of it. That all being said the EroGeisha’s Takoyaki - Tentacle scored 22/30 giving it a rating of 3.5/5, and I would recommend it for those seeking a very unique experience.

When it comes to the EroGeisha Jousho I have to say it’s been a pretty intriguing experience. The firm silicone and well-designed shape deliver a precise and satisfying feel, with the pronounced vein textures adding a nice touch of stimulation. While the toy doesn’t come with a suction cup, and reaching its full eight and a half inches on my own proved challenging, it still offers a comfortable and pleasurable experience when used with a harness. The thoughtful design, including the smooth taper and pointed tip, makes insertion straightforward and enjoyable. For those who appreciate a firmer, more controlled sensation, the Jousho is definitely worth considering. If EroGeisha ever decides to add a suction cup base or offer different firmness options, it could elevate the experience even further. Overall, the Jousho stands out for its solid build and effective design, making it a worthy addition to any collection.